"What do you think candy is made of?" "Pokemon!" "Pokemon? No, ya see, candy is more like KODAK FILM!"

I really need to finish this book report. Like, I REALLY need to. I have been putting it off for a month, and I need to finish it. But, the book I have to do it on, doesn't make any sense at all!!!! Legit, I was reading it, and at first it made sense, then it just lost me. So, I went to Wikipedia, to see what I was really reading, and the plot was completely different that what I had thought.

I have to mow both the lawn on the side of my pool and the giant lawn outside the fence that surrounds my pool. Normally, I would just do the pool lawn and that's it, but I need 20 bucks and that's the only way my dad will pay me. But, I was supposed to do both before 12 and I didn't wake up until 3. Yeah, that's another thing I have to fix. I need to try and get back to a normal schedule of sleeping, cause I have slept away most of my summer, and that sucks balls of steel.

I'm off to camp this Sunday with my best friend Alex. That's gonna be wicked fun, cause now for once I can take someone with me from school to show them what I really enjoy so much over the summer. Considering I don't do anything else but camp...

I have been going to the orthodontist A LOT lately because I keep breaking my braces. I just went last week because I broke 3 brackets and snapped the wire, which sucked, cause I already went the week before that for another broken bracket. But now, I have to go back because my dad and I were wrestling and I caught a bracket on a pillow and the elastic broke off. My dad admits it was his fault, but my mom still blames me.

My parents let me get new games for the Wii via the Internet. My bro and I went on the Wii Shop Channel and bought 3 games. Super Mario 64, Super Mario Bros. and Super Mario Bros. 3. Personally, Super Mario 64 is the best because you don't die every time you get hit one time. Which is queer, cause in Super Mario Bros. 3, you could get to the end of the game with being hit 2 times already, and step on the enemy the wrong way and then game over. You lost. You have to start from the beginning of the game. This doesn't bother me too much though, but if other games like the first Zelda at the time could make a save function, why not the Mario games? Meh...

Ok, I need to go out and mow the lawn and face my dad, for he will eat my soul cause I still want 20 bucks.

Lolcat of the day:

Hahahaha.

--Neb